Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Viva La Scandal Party!



Because I have found my new favorite music video and must share it with the world...here is DJ OZMA's 「六本木ツンデレラ」 (Roppongi tsunderera). Anyway, the single's up for download right now on iTunes Japan or any other way you do your downloading.




I would just like to say, I want to find a harem of men dancing for me...especially a harem of Host Club men...even better a harem of HOST men LED by DJ OZMA...and to find them dancing and singing in unison...to me. OOH, and then they randomly run through the forest. That's always nice, isn't it, a bunch of men in tux's and suits running through the forest with giant bottles of alcohol. What could be a better combo? Nothing. That's for sure, unless I'm running through the forest with them...with my own giant bottle of booze...with DJ OZMA. Like an airplane. Showering me with alcohol, and champagne towers! AAAH...so nice. Okay...I can dream. So then they start to bow....thats nice...But I especially like when DJ OZMA takes that deep breath as he prepares to "bring it"...ahha "double time" with the arm movements...and the thrusting, the water drenching...the Irish jigs, and the aerobics. OOh. So they can explain just what the Roppongi Cinderella means to them. And the dudes are like, "Sure, we'll break these wooden boards for you, and do these Irish jigs for you...look thumbs up!" And she's like "Yeah, look at my face I'm so happy! Man I wish these dudes would lift me up..." And low-and-behold they lift her up and throw her around. And then I think, oh dear she's going to open her eyes and they are not going to be there! But she opens her eyes and DJ OZMA is there! Oh, so cute! I love this music video! My favorite. LOVE IT TOO! LOOOVE IT!
OK. If you're still reading congratulations. You just survived everything that I was thinking in my head as I was watching this video, minus the "not suitable for children under the age of 18" thoughts. You're welcome.

Oh, I've also made it my life's mission, to try and hoard as much moneys as possible and get myself to a host club (a nice one with the best looking men in the window)...what fun would that be! AHHAHA! Ah, I dream big folks. You should too!

Let's Sing Along!!:

六本木で恋した
ツンデレのシンデレラ
ハスキーボイスの
一本気な女さ

六本木で恋した
ツンデレのシンデレラ
東北訛りの
気だての良い子さ

六本木で恋した
ツンデレのシンデレラ
宗右衛門町でキスした
ガングロな本マグロ
中洲で泣かした
ハタチの博多ギャル
すすきのが好きさ
心から好きさ

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六本木で恋した
ツンデレのシンデレラ
先斗町で出逢った
迷子の舞妓はん

国分町で合コン
伊勢佐木町で大虎
栄と錦でメイクラブ
古町 片町 北陸バーニングラブ

マンハッタンでイッツオーライ
福建省でモウマンタイ
ソウルでケンチャナヨ
プーケットでマイペンライ

(※くり返し)


Check out DJ OZMA's site here.

1 comment:

Charlie_Six said...

Too much usage of the phrase "harem of men"! lol j/k